NoCC Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain


Life on the Mississippi

By Mark Twain

Table Of Contents

THE `BODY OF THE NATION`

BUT the basin of the Mississippi is the BODY OF THE NATION. All the other parts are but members, important in themselves, yet more important in their relations to this. Exclusive of the Lake basin and of 300,000 square miles in Texas and New Mexico, which in many aspects form a part of it, this basin contains about 1,250,000 square miles. In extent it is the second great valley of the world, being exceeded only by that of the Amazon. The valley of the frozen Obi approaches it in extent; that of La Plata comes next in space, and probably in habitable capacity, having about eight-ninths of its area; then comes that of the Yenisei, with about seven-ninths; the Lena, Amoor, Hoang-ho, Yang-tse-kiang, and Nile, five-ninths; the Ganges, less than one-half; the Indus, less than one-third; the Euphrates, one-fifth; the Rhine, one-fifteenth. It exceeds in extent the whole of Europe, exclusive of Russia, Norway, and Sweden. IT WOULD CONTAIN AUSTRIA FOUR TIMES, GERMANY OR SPAIN FIVE TIMES, FRANCE SIX TIMES, THE BRITISH ISLANDS OR ITALY TEN TIMES. Conceptions formed from the river-basins of Western Europe are rudely shocked when we consider the extent of the valley of the Mississippi; nor are those formed from the sterile basins of the great rivers of Siberia, the lofty plateaus of Central Asia, or the mighty sweep of the swampy Amazon more adequate. Latitude, elevation, and rainfall all combine to render every part of the Mississippi Valley capable of supporting a dense population. AS A DWELLING-PLACE FOR CIVILIZED MAN IT IS BY FAR THE FIRST UPON OUR GLOBE.

EDITOR`S TABLE, HARPER`S MAGAZINE, FEBRUARY 1863


Chapter 1 - The River and Its History

Chapter 2 - The River and Its Explorers

Chapter 3 - Frescoes from the Past

Chapter 4 - The Boys` Ambition

Chapter 5 - I Want to be a Cub-pilot

Chapter 6 - A Cub-pilot`s Experience

Chapter 7 - A Daring Deed

Chapter 8 - Perplexing Lessons

Chapter 9 - Continued Perplexities

Chapter 10 - Completing My Education

Chapter 11 - The River Rises

Chapter 12 - Sounding

Chapter 13 - A Pilot`s Needs

Chapter 14 - Rank and Dignity of Piloting

Chapter 15 - The Pilots` Monopoly

Chapter 16 - Racing Days

Chapter 17 - Cut-offs and Stephen

Chapter 18 - I Take a Few Extra Lessons

Chapter 19 - Brown and I Exchange Compliments

Chapter 20 - A Catastrophe

Chapter 22 - I Return to My Muttons

Chapter 23 - Traveling Incognito

Chapter 24 - My Incognito is Exploded

Chapter 25 - From Cairo to Hickman

Chapter 26 - Under Fire

Chapter 27 - Some Imported Articles

Chapter 28 - Uncle Mumford Unloads

Chapter 29 - A Few Specimen Bricks

Chapter 3O - Sketches by the Way

Chapter 31 - A Thumb-print and What Came of It

Chapter 32 - The Disposal of a Bonanza

Chapter 33 - Refreshments and Ethics

Chapter 34 - Tough Yarns

Chapter 35 - Vicksburg During the Trouble

Chapter 36 - The Professor`s Yarn

Chapter 37 - The End of the `Gold Dust`

Chapter 38 - The House Beautiful

Chapter 39 - Manufactures and Miscreants

Chapter 4O - Castles and Culture

Chapter 41 - The Metropolis of the South

Chapter 42 - Hygiene and Sentiment

Chapter 43 - The Art of Inhumation

Chapter 44 - City Sights

Chapter 45 - Southern Sports

Chapter 46 - Enchantments and Enchanters

Chapter 47 - Uncle Remus and Mr. Cable

Chapter 48 - Sugar and Postage

Chapter 49 - Episodes in Pilot Life

Chapter 50 - The `Original Jacobs`

Chapter 51 - Reminiscences

Chapter 52 - A Burning Brand

Chapter 53 - My Boyhood`s Home

Chapter 54 - Past and Present

Chapter 55 - A Vendetta and Other Things

Chapter 56 - A Question of Law

Chapter 57 - An Archangel

Chapter 58 - On the Upper River

Chapter 59 - Legends and Scenery

Chapter 60 - Speculations and Conclusions

APPENDIX A -

APPENDIX B

APPENDIX C

APPENDIX D

 

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